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bearsbeetsbattlestargalactica:
Jim: Oh my God, Dwight, what’re you doing?
Dwight: What?
Jim: You’re not allowed to take off your pants in the middle of the office.
Dwight: I’m not.
Jim: Dwight, you know what, just back up, okay, that’s making me uncomfortable. This is sexual harassment, by the way. Oh my God! He’s got a knife!
Dwight: I do not have a knife!
Jim: No, let the record show that Dwight K. Schrute is now completely nude and is holding a plastic knife to Stanley’s neck?!
Dwight: [leans into tape recorder] Let the record show that Jim Halpert is a liar!
Jim: [picks up tape recorder and speaks into it] Dwight Schrute is now wearing a baby’s bonnet.
Dwight: Give me it. I am not.
Phyllis: Oh, Jim Carrey just walked in! Dwight, get his autograph for Michael quickly…
Dwight: Jim Carrey did not just walk in, OK.
Karen: Dwight, what is that on your stomach? Is that a Muppet Babies tattoo?
Jim: Oh my God, Karen, you’re right, that is Animal from the Muppet Babies.
Dwight: You can’t see… You can’t see my stomach.
Andy: I am now chopping off Phyllis’ head with a chainsaw! … Rin-in-in-in-in-in!
Source: dundermifflinite
you can’t forget the really awkward silence afterwords. hahaha
this made me laugh so hard!
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE :D
HAHAHAHHA FAVOURITE OFFICE SCENE
my absolute favorite moment in office history.